my brain: there is literaly a 0 percent chance the fictional shit from creepy games will show up irl in your kitchen

me: but its dark and scary

"Left Behind is based on a true story. It just hasn’t happened yet."  -

Paul Lalonde, producer of the 2014 “Left Behind” reboot (via knorfka)


My face is stuck, I can’t stop making this awful face. Please send help, my eyebrows are starting to cramp up.

"Having a low opinion of yourself is not modesty. It’s self-destruction."  - Bobbe Sommer (via onlinecounsellingcollege)



"the ice bucket challenge is stupid and it’s not really raising any money or awareness"





"You’ve got pink on you <3"


"You’ve got pink on you <3"




i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.

so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh

So because someone wants to enjoy the life that they’ve been given by doing everything they’ve ever wanted to do, and because they have the decency to realize that they don’t want to have a child before procreating and bringing them up in a less-than-ideal environment, that’s a “sad mentality”?

Well God forbid.

Please don’t villainize people who don’t want to have kids, there are already enough idiots having too many, and too many orphans that need parents.


If this ends with the both of us dying in a giant explosion killing a Reaper, just remember. I took the kill shot.

Everyone’s favourite Turian! My second present to Beth, happy birthday darling! <3 

"I’m a writer by profession and it’s totally clear to me that since I started blogging, the amount I write has increased exponentially, my daily interactions with the views of others have never been so frequent, the diversity of voices I engage with is far higher than in the pre-Internet age—and all this has helped me become more modest as a thinker, more open to error, less fixated on what I do know, and more respectful of what I don’t. If this is a deterioration in my brain, then more, please.
The problem is finding the space and time when this engagement stops, and calm, quiet, thinking and reading of longer-form arguments, novels, essays can begin. Worse, this also needs time for the mind to transition out of an instant gratification mode to me a more long-term, thoughtful calm. I find this takes at least a day of detox. Getting weekends back has helped. But if there were a way to channel the amazing insights of blogging into the longer, calmer modes of thinking … we’d be getting somewhere.
I’m working on it."  - Andrew Sullivan


Harry Potter House Quills

These cruelty-free quills are made out of dyed pheasant feathers. Quills in each house’s color are available. An ideal gift for any Hogwarts student. Sold on Etsy.


this fucking mentality that you can’t be best friends with your significant other, that romance ruins a friendship, that BOTH FRIENDSHIP AND ROMANCE CANNOT OCCUR SIMULTANEOUSLY kills me like

that’s such a horrible, horrible and unhealthy mentality to have