inconsistentblogger:

I want to get people into Welcome to Night Vale, but it’s so hard to sell like “hey if you like gay radio show hosts and totalitarian governments and clouds that drop dead animals on small desert towns then boy do I have a show for you”

  • me: halloween is coming soon
  • mom: it's july
  • me: 
  • me: halloween is coming soon

awkwardnarturtle:

i-mahu:

There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face is like stone and your voice is sharp I guess wet anger shows that you care too much and dry anger means you’re done.

This is the best description ever

Reblog if it’s okay for people to come into your askbox and ask about your OCs 

dirky-dirky-heart:

evil-fallen-angel:

mundi-mage:

gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

biomorphosis:

This is not a tasty gummy sweet but a Jewel Caterpillar found in Amazon Rainforest. They are covered with sticky goo-like, gellatinous tubercles that provides protection from its predator like ants until they metamorphosise into winged moths.

HAVE YOU SEEN IT GROWN UP THOUGH

image

literal pokemon

have you seen the cocoon it makes though? image

it’s so pretty as a baby, it looks like an actual gem. then suddenly it pupates into a net thing and when it comes out it looks like the fucking Lorax 

dude

flockofflamingos:

I saw one of these on my dash and thought I’d try it myself and
let’s just say I was not disappointed.

Perfect.

flockofflamingos:

I saw one of these on my dash and thought I’d try it myself and

let’s just say I was not disappointed.

Perfect.

http://smallestgrackle.tumblr.com/post/93263742754/wtf-were-they-doing-all-night-right-after-dany 

smallestgrackle:

wtf were they doing all night right after Dany decided to be all weird and walk into the pyre like “watch guys I won’t even died”

did they almost leave at some point?

were they confused

did they just stand around like “shit i can’t see her, can you see her?”

"somebody go in there"

"fuck that"

gears-keep-turning:

explodinghye:

choclety milk shakes likes his baths

I’m on very little sleep and this just made me laugh for a solid 5 or 6 minutes

lorrainelola:

My favorite Canadian posts. Happy Canada Day, eh